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badesalz balthasar

8h ago
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(225d)
Combat
Kills6
Losses1
Efficiency86%
ISK
Destroyed441.35m
Lost10.29m
ISK Eff.98%
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio83%
Final Blows5
Points18
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio100%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityLow
Bio
yo wassup im Badesalz Balthasar and i fly space ships for my glorious boss Aiko Danuja who is smartest woman alive probably.


some haters say im just her slave but thats fake news because she only tells me what to do every day, takes all my isk and screams at me when i forget ammo again. thats called teamwork.

i started my eve online career after drinking 3 monster energys and accidentally joining an miner corp because i thought “ore redistribution specialist” sounded cool. now im proud highsec warrior. miners are the enemy of fun

i dont do elite pvp because thats scary and people shoot back there. highsec miner hunting is more my tactical level. one time i accidentally concorded myself 4 times in one day because i forgot safety settings but aiko said sacrifice is part of the mission.

outside the game i enjoy cigarettes, random space drugs, chicken nuggets and meeting handsome men in jita local. im proudly bi and very open minded. nowadays im basically aikos loyal dog and emotional support goblin. if aiko says “jump” i say “okay bosslady”. <3

my daily routine:

wake up confused
smoke something mysterious
orbit jita for 2 hours
scan miners while breathing heavily
lose catalyst to concord
get insulted by aiko
flirt with men in local
pass out watching ship spinning videos

people call me stupid but thats just anti miner discrimination. braincells are temporary but miner tears are forever. o7
Dashboard
Stats
Kills6
Losses1
Efficiency86%
ISK Destroyed441.35m
ISK Lost10.29m
ISK Efficiency98%
Solo Kills5
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses1
Blob Factor3
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows5
Points18
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (6 kills)
Solo 33% Small 50% Mid 17%
Avg Fleet: 3
Typically Flies
Typically Loses
Targets (Alliances)
Top Fleet Partners
Captain BeerMonsterAntimatter Anonymous1
Brienne AurgnetAntimatter Anonymous1
Blaster BeckyAntimatter Anonymous1
Fullerite FrankAntimatter Anonymous1
Catalyst CatyAntimatter Anonymous1
Anti-Matter AnnieAntimatter Anonymous1
Chief GrugAntimatter Anonymous1