Lactose Intolerente, better known as "Lactose The Intolerant", was born to Max "The Milk Man" Methesius and Loretta Lactaid during the colonial battle between "The Goat Herders" and "The Cow Cindicate". At the young age of 16 Lactose found himself the leader of a third faction which he named after his mother "The Lactaid Army" which brokered peace between the two groups through the use of force. After a grueling 20 year war Lactose's armies overthrough leaders of both factions and became king. All groups ban together under his banner and he trained his army to mine. Lactose is commonly referred to as the Kernite King.