Dear ancestors.
Please look after Ma, Pa and Uncle Spam.
Make them buy the ”janitor on a Pleasure Hub” story for at least a while longer.
Or perhaps give me wisdom to find a very, very nice excuse?
Forgive me for changing my ancestral name.
And removing my tattoos.
And cutting my hair. I know you wouldn’t like it one bit, Grandma.
And especially, forgive me for the whole ”I’m a white Gallente university boy” thing.
The scolarship explanation was not very smart and the ”participating a field research with an university program” thing was incredibly stupid. Sorry!
Please keep Ma and Pa thinking ”Professor P.” is my field tutor.
Perhaps also look after ”Professor P.”? He could probably use some forgiveness too.
If you give me the strength and wisdom to pay back my debt, I swear by my honor that I’ll never ever deny my heritage, try to steal a pirate warlord’s ship or take an astronomical debt again.
It seemed like a very good idea back then but I’m honestly sorry!
Especially on the part where I didn’t think ahead and check if I could actually fly the ship…
Bless Miss Penny who takes care of the paperwork.
Bless the guys at the docks, especially the one who fixed the air conditioning.
Bless my friends in the Pleasure Hub and all the Matari brothers and sisters in slavery.
Thank you!