Zephirus Vakarian
Apr 28, 2020
Mar 30, 2017(9y)
Mar 30, 2027(345d)
Combat
Kills131
Losses133
Efficiency50%
ISK
Destroyed28.26b
Lost5.22b
ISK Eff.84%
Solo
Solo Kills40
Solo Ratio31%
Final Blows62
Points131
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio2%
Avg Kills/Day0.04
ActivityInactive
Zephirus Vakarian
Last Active
Apr 28, 2020
Birthday
Mar 30, 2017 (9 years old)
Next Birthday
Mar 30, 2027 (345 days)
Combat
Kills131
Losses133
Efficiency50%
Danger Ratio98%
ISK
Destroyed28.26b
Lost5.22b
ISK Efficiency84%
Balance+23.04b
Solo
Solo Kills40
Solo Ratio31%
Final Blows62
Points131
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio2%
Avg Kills/Day0.04
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
I sexually identify as a 2x3 Lego brick and I have a foot fetish
Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated with Lego. Me and the product has a lot in common, including:
Loving to support creativity, building amazing structures and most importantly, finding us on your nearest carpet waiting for you to step on us. Yeah, you read it right. You might ask if I am sorry for my actions; of which I am not.
I had to find a way to incorporate my love of feet and my love of Lego together in my life and then it snapped. I have finally done it. Who could judge me now? Instead of being a weirdo laying on your carpet waiting for your feet to collide with my body, I could finally become what I've always felt I was: a 2x3 Lego brick. Now, instead of having the police called on me for intruding onto my neighbor's property, I can be an amazing product that family's love that you might occasionally find underneath your feet inflicting immense amounts of pain; of which I've been great at since I was young.
Life has been bliss, I just need to find a way to fit in the play-sets.
Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated with Lego. Me and the product has a lot in common, including:
Loving to support creativity, building amazing structures and most importantly, finding us on your nearest carpet waiting for you to step on us. Yeah, you read it right. You might ask if I am sorry for my actions; of which I am not.
I had to find a way to incorporate my love of feet and my love of Lego together in my life and then it snapped. I have finally done it. Who could judge me now? Instead of being a weirdo laying on your carpet waiting for your feet to collide with my body, I could finally become what I've always felt I was: a 2x3 Lego brick. Now, instead of having the police called on me for intruding onto my neighbor's property, I can be an amazing product that family's love that you might occasionally find underneath your feet inflicting immense amounts of pain; of which I've been great at since I was young.
Life has been bliss, I just need to find a way to fit in the play-sets.
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Solo Kills0
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Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -