I once met a wise Eve player, his only words were "You know more about my Nesticle than my wife does.... how does THAT make you feel?"

A mailmans worst fear isn't aggressive pets, it's a naked Irish guy asking if his wine is really made from Spanish grapes.

"Friend, can you check my Nesticle?" is a perfectly legitimate request and should be met with utmost sincerity.

"it's a nice little data sheet, I do enjoy a well layed out spreadsheet" is the most middle aged sentance ever spoken.

Blake Syndrome - A curious but profound urge to require beer when doing anything eve related

"This isn't a game you play, it's a game you live"
―Cameron Howe

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle."
―Sun Tzu