"I guess you could say I’m a pretty big fan of horror films. My top three favourite horror films of all time are; Number three: Hocus Pocus. I’m a Najiimy-Head! Number two, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. Underappreciated much? Me thinks! Number one, My favourite horror movie of all time? H to the 1K C's! House of the One Thousand Corpses yall. Directed by the modern master himself; Rob Zombie. Duu Dut dut dut dut dut DUU! dut dut dut dut dut! Duu! Dut dut dut! ERRRMA DRAGULA!"
-Onyx the Fortuitous, Slayer of the Brightrealm