///Guide to blending in with humans item #4326 {{"Washing "Hair""}}

The human anatomical feature known as "hair" is an exaggerated example of the soft spines that cover the entirety of thier form in vast amounts. It is suspected to be a defensive evolution to protect from solar energy discharges and dormant old one emissions.

As always when blending in with the species it is paramount that appearances be maintained. An ordered crest as in the examples provided in the addendum acts as a display of ones status and procreation capabilities while in addition encouraging the human to better trust a disguised itinerant during economic transfers.

Therewith comes the cyclical maintenace of "Washing "Hair""

-When washing your keratinous protrusions with chemical cleaner it is reccomended you close your modular visual membranes to avoid the excruciating pain.
-If afterwards you are experiencing blindness then you must proceed to retract your eyelids. *This is very a common mistake*