--♪ Modern Major Fleet Commander ♪--

♫ I am the very model of a modern major Fleet Commander

I've information Tactical, Capital and Fleet Engagement,

I know the kings of New Eden, and I quote the fights historical

From B-R to Asakai, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters problematical,

I lead my fleets, the members skilled, both the simple and fanatical,

About hotdropping noobs I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

We do our best to not blow up too many of our blues ♫

If you don't know what tune to hum along to this, go the hell outside, and learn you some culture.