Dunbartian - A truly mediocre capsuleer. He wasn't the best at anything, but likewise, he wasn't the worst at anything. When he graduated from the academy, he graduated in the middle of his class. He was the perfect statisical example. He faced some problems, but compared to his peers, his problems were exceptionally mediocre, like, "My shoe lace became untied again." or "I spent my lunch money on Cinnabon and I hate myself." Whenever he flew his ship, he always got the average amount of ISK. Statistically: The average ships killed in a sitting is 96.8. Dunbartian, whenever he'd shoot his weapons, his kills would always hover at 96.8.

When he graduated, one of his former professors came up to him and told him that he got interviewed by The Scope recently, about this statisticial anomaly of pure averageness. His professor said,

"[Dunbartian] is truly an average capsuleer. He is an average meatbag that resemables an average man who happens to have some mediocre dreams."