Once upon a time in a parsely calculated nebula on a Captain class planet, there lived a dwarf by the name of Erengall the Sherd. Erengall the Sherd was a foster parent through the Federation of Orphan protective services. He commanded a orphan army of to build a ship made from sheet metal and duct tape. It was this very ship that seeded the galaxy. This ship was of course made by a specialized corporation of HVAC certified technicians and peasants , mostly peasants (from a minmatar class planet) that fathered the universe. They went from system to system of inhabitable planets procreating like rabits, or rats, kind of like fedos really. Fedos mio.
Once their population spread across the galaxies, there was no stopping them. Their population created a culture inseparable from their own down-trodden beginnings. It was here that the rift-lord prophet Al Akazam Rock Mi Amadeus appeared from the ashes of a downed helium-class star vessel after its destrction of the planet Hendinburg.