Hi im Matthew,

I live in Austrailian time zone.

Defensive Plexing of systems is my game. Dont hate the player hate the game.

I never make sense in local so dont try.

I like Koalas and Kangaroos. Pretty much the only thing that does not try to kill you in Austrailia...however, the Kangaroo will beat you till you poop yourself. So dont fight one..Which leads me to life experiance number 45. Bare-knuckle brawling with a Roo. Well there I waz with me mates and this freaking Roo steals me beer. Appearently someone gave the roo beer before and it was a bad drunk and wanted more. So it was like him or me because im not letten some Captain Kangaroo MF take my beer. So i goes in and gives him a couple lefts and rights and this bastard floors me. Takes me beer and im pretty sure he spit on me while making some noise like I wasnt worth the effort. Plus I had to change me pants.

Long story short...Bring extra beer and share with the roo that wants it...