Without wise leadership, Nations fall

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY A MEMBER, OR MEMBERS OF EDGEGAMERS AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
Hello,
My name is [insert name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] Bastards
[] Wankers
[] Evil Fuckers
[] Arseholes
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Twats
[] Motherfuckers
[] Bitches
[] Ruin the game for people like me
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Destroy the point in playing for ___________.
[] Other _____________________________