I don't really want a write a bio and I know you clicked here because you wanted to check out the goods! You like what you see!? If your still reading this uhhh heres some 1 liners for the trouble.

• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you
with experience.
• Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you
why it isn't.
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?