Hi I'm a www.EVE-mag.com Reporter

If you're reading this then I have;
A. Stumbled, yet again, into a war zone to report about it.
B. Been captured, yet again, by Pirates who don't know I am poor and have only 900K skill points.
C. Wandered, yet again, into someones area where they pew pew first and never ask questions.
D. Asked, yet again, one to many anoying questions
E. somehow managed to enter an alternate EVE-verse where people without Goties are evil.
F. Giggity giggity your shimorgan!

Best Quotes;

"My wife just found my gun, I have to log in 15 minutes, by then she'll have found the bullets"

"FOR THE LAST TIME PEW PEW DOES NOT MEAN IT SMELLS!"