Your friendly neighborhood pirate!

Goes by Rav, his piratical alias, "Ravanus Vargurus" being a bastardization of various ancient mythologies. Ravanus is a variation on "Ravana" a ten-headed demon king, while Vargurus comes from Vargur, a figure in norse mythology, usually an outlaw. Rav most definitely fits the bill, (though he is working on the extra heads.)

Yes, I do honor all ransoms, and no, I won't be offering one (or at least one that's reasonable) if you decide to fling obscenities, E-RAGE, or hot lead/lasers/whathaveyou at me during ransom negotations. Thank you, I do hope we can do business in the future, and I'm always happy to accept repeat customers. Also, as a public service announcement, I will no longer be accepting poetry as a ransom, unless it is to my liking.