A dumbass is a lost cause. A smartass has a tiny chance of improving. The problem is most people can't tell the difference. Just assume everyone is a dumbass and save yourself the trouble trying to sort them out.

Persephone Astrid > I wouldn't mind being owned, but only in the context of a kinky sex slave who wears rubber all day and keeps the mansion neat and tidy. Then gets freaky at night.
WIlliam Rusell > bio worthy
Kneebone > And that is going in a bio...
lord Breathnach > seconded
Silvetrys > quite
Persephone Astrid > dammit