The Chav Prayer

Our father, who are in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those
who give evidence
against us.
And lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For ever and ever

Innit.