Morality is weakness of the mind.


I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy...
--And your record will stand as proof.
Be it galleon or freighter, I'm an expert navigator.
--And you're also a world class poof.
My manners quite effete is mistaken on the street, for a sailor who can pirouette on cue...
Well despite your point of view, I can thrill a girl or two.....
But I'd rather get it on with you!
--Ha Ha Ha!