PvP

For people who get shit on in real life. A way for them to treat people as crappily as they get treated everyday.

You are sitting in your tunnel. There is only one entrance at the ceiling of your tunnel. This is the rape tunnel. You have a fully charged taser at the ready, and are eagerly waiting for the next victim to fall down so you can rape them. You hear something moving in the pipe above you.

This is it! Someone to rape!

You grip your taser tighter and steady your beating heart; savoring the rape to come.

The tumbling gets louder and you brace for a body to fall down. To be raped.

Instead, the noise stops just at the end of the pipe and you hear a sloshing. A can lid hits you on the forehead and you're covered in kerosene.

You hear a Russian laugh inside the pipe and the sound of a match being struck.

This is PvP in EVE.