Born at an early age, Dash went on to get older. Amazingly so. When asked about his life, Dash often commented that there was a disturbing lack of pudding in the 90's, and don't you just hate it when you get a rash on your johnson.

Known for farting in elevators, Dash was rarely invited to parties. Often he stayed in his capsule and fiddled with his drone.

His fondness for lemon cake has rarely seen him imprisoned, but there is always tomorrow. The Seemstress Guild of America is having a bake sale/car wash. Trouble is certainly brewing for this nefarious bastard.