8. At birth, the first thing you learn is how to strip
7. Stripping is good for the economy
6. If you happen to be female, your target audience is always rock hard
5. You get to play with the rocks until they pop
4. Its perfectly normal to play with your rocks in public
3. Stripping with friends is often more fun than stripping alone
2. Experienced strippers are better at handling equipment...
1. After stripping, you're ready to move on to other things, like probing

just remember to be careful while stripping, as you may end up getting ****d by pirates