A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis. He sits down at the bar and after a few drinks, the bartender asks... "Hey why do you have a steering wheel on your penis.. doesn't that bother you?" The pirate looks the bartender in the eye and says "Arghhhh.... she's driving me nuts!"

Mining Permit:
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Ron-I-Have-a-Permit.gif

NPC Name Damage type to deal
Angel Cartel Explosive
Blood Raiders Electromagnetic/Thermal
Caldary Navy Kinetic
EoM Kinetic
Guristas Kinetic
Mercenary Thermal
Mordu's Legion Kinetic/Thermal
Sansha Electromagnetic/Thermal
Serpentis Thermal/Kinetic
The Syndicate Kinetic/Thermal
Thukker Tribe Explosive

Mjolnir - EM
Inferno - Thermal
Nova - Explosive
Scourge - Kinetic

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