Nice Sig =)

Mail:
"Dear Mara,
I couldn't help noticing your signature. It was fairly graphic. Since I was born and raised as a good christian I was first shocked when I spotted those two shapely phallusses but then I couldn't help feeling strangely aroused and curiosity got the better of me. Now I am stuck with questions which I beg you to answer: were any of those phallusses your own? When did you first discover you had forbidden feelings regarding phallusses? Thank you and god bless you for showing me the way of the phallus"

Response:
"Gladys Pank switched out her signature which was what mine was copied from.
Please do not send me suggestive mail again