Stephen Park, Keith Miller, Communications of the ACM, 1988:
SEED = 65539 * SEED IF (SEED .LT. 0) SEED = (SEED + 2147483647) + 1
"It is difficult to find two lines of code which violate more software engineering principles;
the intent is obscure and the result is non-portable."


"This is not a succedaneum for satisfying the nympholepsy of nullifidians. Rather it is hoped that the haecceity of this enchiridion of arcane and recondite sesquipedalian items will appeal to the oniomania of an eximious Gemeinschaft whose legerity and sophrosyne, whose Sprachgefuehl and orexis will find more than fugacious fulfillment among its felicific pages."

Laurence Urdang, in his preface to The New York Times Everyday Reader's Dictionary of Misunderstood, Misused, and Mispronounced Words:

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