The Device....has been modified. ㋡

Also a disturbing news study finds that studies are disturbing. xD
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An enemy! Battlestations!!

Fire the Torpedos!

What do you mean we dont have torpedos?

Very well; Fire The Cruise Missiles!!

This ship isnt equipped with those launchers? Okay, understandable.

Then fire the heavy missiles!

No Heavy Missiles? Okay, fire the light missiles!

We...dont have any?

Are you serious?

Fire the rockets then. And dont tell me we dont have any.

What do you MEAN WE DONT HAVE ANY?

WHAT DO WE HAVE?!

A Rubber duck?

Are you serious?

A...rubber duck.

Okay.

*sigh*

Fire the rubber duck.

*KABOEM*

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A proud spacefaring vessel reduced to a pile of generic scrap. Not exactly what the captain was hoping would happen, but that's life for you.