10 things you do in 2010:

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.
4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.)As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were too busy to not notice number 5 was missing.
10.)You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a number 5.
11.)And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.)You didn't realize there was only supposed to be 10 things.
13.)Your checking.
14.)Your laughing that you got fooled twice.