Kiting is dancing the Tango while her protective father watches you with his shotgun in hand.Brawling is running stark naked into a police station with a chainsaw running full tilt boogie.

Kiting is like trying to catch a King Cobra... with your teeth.
Brawling is slathering yourself with goats blood, jumping into the Polar Bear exibit, and then raping one of the bears.

CCP Soundwave : "Incursions are not a big issue in terms of isk globally."
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Metric Fuck-Ton

Cigarettes and hamsters are a lot alike because they are both dangerous if you light them on fire and stick them in your mouth.☫

nimmers > Triggers Quad Caps
-Bastion, 3x Frigates Emergent Keeper [rr, nos]
-Citadel, 1x Battleships Sleepless Warde) (rr)
-Mirror, 3x Battleships Sleepless Warden [rr]
Strange Energy Readings 5x Cruisers (Awakened Warden) [rr] RANDOM trigger