A miner, who'd broken the bank
On his hulk, but neglected his tank
Minus tens warped to zero
And combusted our hero
And so taught him the way of the gank.

Raged our miner in local "You sod!
That's evil, a crime before God!
You can't pvp,
So instead you kill me!"
Quoth our pirate, "10 mil, or your pod."