What I have learned in Eve:

1) Exploding, in moderation, is good for the soul. Ah, the scintillating rush of decompression as crisp 2 degree Kelvin non-air blasts you in the face. Exhilarating!

2) It is better to give, than to receive. Please accept these complementary Void charges and matching missiles.* [*Individual experience may vary. Charge type subject to change without notice. Quantity distributed dependant upon recipient EHP]

3) I have a NRDS policy; however, policy compliance, as it turns out, is inversely proportional to my desire to choke you, which, as it turns out, is directly proportional to your dorkiness. Sorry.

3a) Policy compliance seems to be low lately; I blame the goatee.

4) If it seems too good to be true, that's because there's a fleet of battleships waiting on the other side of the gate.