So there was this really fat chick and she moved up alongside this drunkard at some far-off spacebar. And this fat chick was like, "hey hot stuff, you wanna like get out of here or something?" And the man gets flustered he says, "oh i don't know... I'm married and everything." to which the lady replies, "it's okay to be nervous about permiscous love making with a fat lady, I know. We'll just slap a rubber on that hot ***** of yours and be on our way." "Where?" So the fat chick stands up and gestures over to a closet, the man looks around her and rises shiftily. "Okay." And the fat chick and the drunkard make hideous sex and then there came me... Thanks for asking.