Random Empire chatter:
[21:51:53] Ozerh > if I had a newb army
[21:52:01] Ozerh > don't you think I would have called them sooner?

During the infamous Apocrypha 1.x jump issue:
[20:27:48] Nef Erator > i got 10/10 crash in a row one time, it was fun :D
[20:28:08] Bishop 5 > my jump/crash ratio!!

Intel channel:
[00:55:45] Meisje > Dubyou Bush d7 nv
[00:55:48] KazeKuma > from h-w
[00:55:58] KazeKuma > that's him

On Vent:

(unknown speaker): BRUCE can not confirm or deny the existence of a BRUCE titan, plans to build or aquire a titan, ability to field said titan, or even that we know what a titan is. (Which sadly may not have been an joke...)