I was working as a miner for an Eve Online Corporation when I began to experience a string of suspicious health abnormalities. In one month I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, water on the knee, water on the floor, water on the couch. I got pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia, the rocking pneumonia, and the boogie woogie blues. I got diarrhea, piarrhea, gonorrhea, Reah Perlman, yellow fever, scarlet fever, pink eye, blue balls. I got leprosy, plurasey, jealousy, misery, envy, athletes foot with tough acting Tanactin. I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN, the Discovery Channel.... And the occasional lower back pain.