Currently Unamused — legacy portraitCurrently Unamused
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Currently Unamused

Nov 6, 2016
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(185d)
Combat
Kills1
Losses43
Efficiency2%
ISK
Destroyed15.75m
Lost634.27m
ISK Eff.2%
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio100%
Final Blows1
Points1
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Please do not tap on the glass.

The big ifs:

If this ship is rocking, don't come knocking... because the rocking is likely due to a stabilizer malfunction that has left me unable to control the ship and I may collide with anyone in knocking range. Save yourself.

If you think I would be a useful member of your corporation, discontinue taking any medication you are on as this may a sign of a rare and serious side effect.

If an overload of your module lasts for more than 4 hours, either seek medical attention or make your last moments with your module count.

One flare means send help, two flares mean stay away and three flares means I'm probably out of flares.

The capsule is NOT designed to double as a toilet. Trust me.

I didn't want to be a capsuleer, I wanted to be a lumberjack.

Why I am called 'Currently Unamused': It is an amazing story, but it is too long to fit in this marginal space.

Side effects of EVE;
Trouble sleeping
Weight gain
Enlarged bladder
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -