I am the Undead that seeks the living
I am the Devil that seeks your Soul
...the darkness that haunts the light
...as you're judged to die tonight

Idiots Guide To Hostile Counting:
1 = 1
2 = 2
Many = 3+
Lots = 5+
Craploads = 10+
Fuckton = 20+
HOLY SHIT = Break Out The Caps

Murphy's Laws of Combat
- If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Incoming fire has the right of way.
- Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
- There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
- The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous ones.
- Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.