Welcome to Eve, Choose your difficulty;

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Minmatar
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Q) What do you call a brutor in a suit?
A) The defendant
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Whats better than ten Amarrians in a room?

One Amarrian in ten rooms
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A Caldari, a Gallente, a Matari, and an Amarrian were walking down the main drag of a Concord facility somewhere in Citadel, when a scruffy-looking hologram confronted them near the entrance to the only bar in-station.

"Excuse me," said the hologram in it's tinny voice, "I'm with the Scope, we're doing a public opinion poll about the meat shortage. Do any of you have time for a little input?"

The Matari said, "What's meat?"
The Caldari said, "What's a shortage?"
The Amarrian said, "What's public opinion?"
And the Gallente said, "What's 'excuse me'?"