Yo dawg, i just put a Mammoth in my Mammoth
I can be Industrial with my industrial.

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money
The Gallente pray for Peace (through mindless violence)
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together

the 2 philosophies of Caldari ship design

1st was that there are two designers for all Caldari ships. One for the left half, one for the right. These two designers are never allowed to meet & discuss ideas.

2nd is that they are scientifically engineered to make your eyes bleed.

02:58:43 Combat Your group of 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II places an excellent hit on Medium Beam Laser Battery, inflicting 14101.3 damage.

05:03:01 Combat Your group of 1200mm Artillery Cannon II places an excellent hit on Core High Admiral, inflicting 5837.8 damage