Aug 6, 2013
Jan 28, 2009(17y)
Jan 28, 2027(162d)
Combat
Kills323
Losses12
Efficiency96%
ISK
Destroyed719.98b
Lost753.67m
ISK Eff.100%
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows27
Points323
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio25%
Avg Kills/Day0.05
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
"So when you blow your payload in the face of some unsuspecting miner, it'll feel much better" --CCP BlueScreen (say it out loud)
3:35-3:45 mark
Inferno pre-release Dev Vlog

"Oh..my...God, Becky, look at her Kronos. It is so big.
It looks like one of those mission runner's bling fits
who understands those mission guys
They only talk about that ship because its a total isk whore
"

I like big SHIPS and I can not lie
You other podders can't deny
That when a Rokh warps in with an itty bitty waist
And 8 hybrids in your face

You get POPPED, got your warp-off stopped
'Cuz you notice that scram don't drop
Deep in the bio skin she's wearin'
I'm webbed and I can't stop swearin'

Oh baby, I wanna get with'cha and take your picture
My corpmates tried to warn me but that Scorp you got
Make me so horny
Oooh rumple Ishukone Skin
You say you wanna get in my Paladin?
Well train me, carebear, 'cuz you ain't that average krabby

I've seen'em tussle, hell with transversal
She's sweat, wet, got it going like a dual-propped corvette

I'm tired of Blue Donut queens, saying Caracals are the thing
Take the average Minmatar and ask him that...
She gotta pack much back

So Goons (yeah), Papis (yeah) think your doctrine's got the stuff?
(hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake that healthy hull.

BS got back.

((Jita face with a 1DQ booty...))

I like'em Caldari and big and when i'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin like an animal
CCP loves Scandal.

I wanna get you scrammed and UH infini-point UH UH
I ain't talkin' about Typhoons
'cuz plywood ships are shitty toys

So your girlfriend's fits are trashy
'Cuz she reads those blogs by Ashy
But Mittani ain't got Raven sittin' back in his hangar

Papi/Anaconda don't-want-none-unless-you-got-logi-hun

So the 'meta' says Rokh's suck
But I don't give no fucks.
Cuz your shields are flickin and your dps is kickin
And I'm thinkin' about stickin
To the Caldari ships and crazy fits
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Last seen Aug 2013

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PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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