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DON'T SHOOT


Yes I really am a female,,,

I may not be a big girl but I fly a BIG ship

I raised 3 kids and a couple of men,,,
people wonder why I get hormonal and wanna pod people

If at first you don't succeed... you must be a man!


If at anytime I have pissed you off,
Suck it up buttercup cause it will probably get worse.


If a man speaks in space and no one hears him,,, is he still wrong?

In order to insult me,
I must first value your opinion,
Nice try though.

If at first you don't succeed,,, do it the way she told you!!!!