If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is.

Vindoes > i have a micro penis, sex is not an option, so im playing this game
Muad 'dib > dude. get a hamster.

Achaikost > milk is good
Leoline > so is cheetos and handjobs
Leoline > and if you eat the cheetos first then do the hand job.. turn off all the lights but a black light you get a little ORANGE LIGHTSABER!

Moist Bajingo > shit, i gotta piss
simitar > just piss in a cup, youll be fine
Moist Bajingot > lol, don't think that didn't cross my mind
Moist Bajingo > i got an empty pepsi bottle here
Zanzabar Cross > u will be like a truck driver
Moist Bajingo > lolz, they do that?
Zanzabar Cross > when i drove a truck i had 1 ltr bottles for it
simitar > nice