Rules of Acquisicion

1. Once you have there money, Never give it back.
3. Never pay more for an acquisition then you have to.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal
13. Anything worth doing, Is worth doing for money.
16. A deal is a deal, Untill a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi)
18. A ferengi with out profit is no ferengi at all
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21. Never place frendhisp above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit on the wind.
23. Nothing is more important than your, Except for your money.
27. There is nothing more dangerous then a honest businessman.
31. Never make fun of a ferengi's mother, Insult some thing he cares about instead.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
35. War is good for business