IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU!

Hello,

My name is [Your name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [name] on [iDate] in the system [Insert}

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of
your corp are

[] A Bunch of Pole Smokin' Fags
[] Evil Fuckers
[] Salad Tossers
[] Assholes
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Motherfuckers
[] Newbs
[] Losers
[] Bitches

and you:

[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other

people like me. There for I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is \xfcber
And we will
[] Pod you and your whole corp.
[] Ass rape your mom
[] Bring a dozen dreadnoughts and take your station .....