MISSION TYPES:

Administration: 50% Kill, 50% Courier
Advisory: 34% Kill, 66% Courier
Archives: 5% Kill, 90% Courier, 5% Trade
Astrosurveying: 40% Kill, 30% Courier, 25% Mining, 5% Trade
Command: 97% Kill, 3% Courier
Distribution: 5% Kill, 95% Courier
Intelligence: 85% Kill, 15% Courier
Internal Security: 95% Kill, 5% Courier
Legal: 50% Kill, 50% Courier
Manufacturing: 5% Kill, 95% Courier
Marketing: 5% Kill, 95% Courier
Mining: 5% Kill, 85% Courier, 10%
Production: 5% Kill, 95% Courier
Public Relations: 34% Kill, 66% Courier
R&D;*: 0% Kill, 50% Courier, 50% Trade
Security: 90% Kill, 5% Courier, 5%Trade
Storage: 10% Kill, 90% Courier
Surveillance: 95% Kill, 5% Courier

a vampire goes into pub and asks for boiling watter. The barman says : I thought you only drank blood? The vampiree pulls out a used tampon and says : Im making tea