Octo > when im 80 im going to shit in a box and give it to my grandkids as a present
Robert > LOLOLOL
Octo > be all like ITS A TRAINSET!
Robert > IM SO GONNA DO THAT NOW
Octo > then the family will be all AWW its sad cause he is old
Octo > and i will just be laughing my ass off in the bathroom
Robert > half dead in my chair from laughing right now

Gaius Sertonius > So I'm in my probe in nullsec, and I get warpscrambled by a neutral, in a Slasher.

He just orbits me for a few minutes, then releases me and leaves. No shots fired. Bit odd. What's that about?

Ace Rimmr > He loves you!

Gaius Sertonius > And mum thought I'd never find true love...