Maythe's Rules to EVE

1. Smacktalk is part of the game, but if you're going to do it in a language that's not your primary one, make sure you know how to speak well enough to sound intelligent. Sounding like a retard isn't exactly an effective way to get under my skin.

2. I don't respond to idiots. This means I'll ignore approximately 90% of people in EVE, so keep that in mind when attempting to sound like a badass.

3. Punctuation is handy! It makes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse. Taking this piece of advice MAY help you avoid being rule #2'ed