Two aliens, a young one and an old one, land their spaceship in the Arizona desert next to a gas station.

Once they stowed the ship away, the old alien said to the young one, "It is your first time. You know the protocols, Get out there and do it right."

The young alien, known for being brash and hot headed, approached a gas pump.

"Hello Earthling," he said to the gas pump, "we come in peice. Take us to your leader."

...crickets...no response from the gas pump...

The young alien shouts "HEY, ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!!".

The older alien says, "I think you should calm down a little."

The young alien says, "Fuck this smug son of a bitch,"

The young alien then pulls out his ray gun, points it at the gas pump and yells "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER OR I WILL SHOOT YOUR ASS."

The old alien takes off running back to the ship and screams at the young alien "DON'T DO THAT!!! YOUR JUST GOING TO PISS HIM OFF!!!"


BOOOOOOMMMMM!


A huge explosion. The fireball goes 500 feet in the air and the young alien is thrown 70 feet into a cactus patch.

About 30 minutes go by, the dust settles and the young alien regains conciousness.

He looks at the old alien and says "Wow, what a ferocious creature. The damn thing nearly killed me. How did you know he would react so violently?"

The old alien says, "If there is one thing I have learned in all my travels across the cosmos is
that you never, EVER, mess with anyone that has a penis long enough to loop over their shoulder and stick in their ear."