After (emotionally, verbally, and allegedly physically) abusing everyone in his hometown brothel, our hero commendeerd a dingy shuttle to escape the tyranny of the local authorities. Indeed- why limit oneself to a single planet while an entire universe exists to plague? He ventured to a lonely outpost on the fringe of Gallentean space, and met a kindred spirit living amongst space zombies (as rent there is cheap). Thinking they were immune to the zombieism, they allowed a zombie to make its way onto his shuttle in an attempt to enslave it. Unfortunatly, it infected the duo before they could kill it. Incidently, they ate it later. Braaaains.
So, he dropped off his fellow traveler-zombie at the gallente naval academy, and then hijacked a cargo ship filled with booze. Originally it was for the crew members' brains, but the liquor helped pass the time, too.

(Ghostwritten by Ins4n3M4n14c)