THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF EVE:

1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship.
2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage.
3. Thou shalt not mix gun types.
4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking.
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies.
6. Thou shall not talk in local.
7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing.
8. Thou shall not play fudge packer music in TS.
9. Thou shall ignore anoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess.
10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the fucking FC.