"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
— Jack Handey


Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy ! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, or interfere with farm animals. You hang in there cup cake, you're fucking special to me, you're my friend, look at you smiling at your screen! You crayon eating bastard you!