I am a noob

Definition of a noob in online games - 1) A person who is new to the game. 2) Anyone who is not your buddy in the game.


If I beat you using a tactic you have not trained for I am a noob.
If I beat you using the ship and guns you did It must have been some noobish trick.
If you get killed in my gate camp I must be a noob because I had to get a kill through a gate camp.
If you evade my camp it is because I am a noob.
If I escape from your camp I am a noob because i didn't stay and fight your ten buddies solo.
if you get killed by my roaming wolfpack then I am a noob.
if you escape from my roaming wofpack then I must be a noob.
If I get caught in your camp I am a noob.
If I do not fly in the specific region that you do then I am a noob
If I lose to you in any way I am a noob.


Here's to noobs

Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.
--Ferdinand