Intelligence, Shatners Toupee

"Putting a Shatnerologist in a room full of ordinary people is like putting a velociraptor in a room full of wiener dogs."--T!pau Jones, UberShamen of the First Church of Shatnerology

I was expelled from the federation, it's true. But I fought for the federation, served the federation. I put up with that pointy eared pain in the butt, that neurotic doctor, and that warped scotsman who always seemed to have gas. Like the gas, I have escaped.

Finally free... I was killed and somehow reborn in *this* universe.

Free at last, I roamed the outer rim of the rings around Uranus, bested Darth Vader and his limp wristed do-gooder son. I have tasted Taranis, explored Dune, seen ringworlds, and bedded green women. I am a king... of this and all universes. And thus I have stolen the EVE'nisis device, and taken control of much of this universe' assets.

I could buy you and sell you many times over. I am the killer.